1. What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory retrievers.
2. During the chemistry exam, my friend asked me whether I had some sodium hypobromite. I told him, “NaBro.”
3. Chemists have a provocative nature. They hate neutral people and catalyze a situation to get good reactions.
4. Which compound smells the worst? Iron chloride – it’s fecl matter!
5. Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
6. You’re too angry! Go molecule off.
7. What is a chemist’s favorite holiday song? Oh chemist-tree Oh chemist-tree!
8. Anyone know any jokes about sodium? NA
9. Organic chemistry is difficult. People who study ithave alkynes of trouble.
10. My chemistry experiment exploded. It’s ok, oxidants happen.
