1. Noble gases are the most carefree gases. They just don’t care to react to what others do!
2. Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
3. Oxygen wanted to be knighted but he wasn’t noble.
4. Tell me a potassium joke. K
5. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6×10^23 pieces?
6. The lab smells like rotten eggs you say? Sorry to hear about your sulfuring.
7. Yo’ mamma so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her.
8. Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I am easily lead.
9. What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? CSI
10. What was avogadros’s favorite sport? Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one.
11. Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.
12. What do you call a nonsensical felon? A silicon.
13. When life gives you mold make pencillin.
14. Why is the PH of YouTube very stable? Because it constantly buffers.
15. Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
