1. Why do chemists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements? Because if you can’t Helium or Curium, you Barium!
2. What does a chemist call the condition of having dry eyes? Ophthalmic anhydride.
3. How often does a chemist need coffee? They need caffeine periodically.
4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They are cheaper than day rates.
5. The Japanese chemist’s favorite element when he was a kid was Manga-nese.
6. The chemist did not want to publish his cringy chemistry joke on Facebook as he thought he would get a volatile reaction.
7. Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates.
8. A plant owned by a chemist grows into being a chemist’s tree.
9. The chemist was very sad. Although he was good at cooking compounds, unfortunately, he could never taste what he cooked!
10. The only rodent which a chemist absolutely adores is moles!
11. When the vacation plan got canceled, the sad chemist said, “without anion everything are bond to go wrong.”
12. For a chemist, the most important element is the element of surprise!
13. Chemists have a provocative nature. They hate neutral people and catalyze a situation to get good reactions.
14. Why didn’t the chemist enjoy doing chromatography? He got separation anxiety.
15. How can you spot a chemist in the bathroom? They wash their hands before they use the toilet.
