1. Why did the father alcohol name his two sons, ethanol and methanol? So that they both can always remain as chemical brothers!
2. Once, an organometallic compound went to a bar, and after a few drinks he got epoxicated.
3. Believe it or not, alcohols are homogeneous solutions, but it would be better if you don’t mix them up!
4. A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink. For you, no charge.
5. Chemists and alcoholics have one thing in common, and that is they both view alcohol as part of the solution.
