Category: Jokes
Why do chemistry students do well when working with ammonia?
Because it’s pretty basic stuff.
Chemist lab rules
Rules for the chemistry lab: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. First, draw your curves, then plot your data. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. A failed experiment can serve as a negative…
The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes
The best thing about learning equilibrium is that nothing changes.
Learning about electrons is exciting. They bring chemistry to a whole new level
Learning about electrons is exciting. They bring chemistry to a whole new level.
ROOOXANNNE, you don’t have to emit electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength of approximately 620-750 nanometers
ROOOXANNNE, you don’t have to emit electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength of approximately 620-750 nanometers.
Two electrons are sitting in a jail cell. One asks, “What are you in for?” The other replies, “For attempting a forbidden transition.”
Two electrons are sitting in a jail cell.One asks, “What are you in for?”The other replies, “For attempting a forbidden transition.”
Two people walk into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too.” The second one died.
Two people walk into a bar.The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too.”The second one died.
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
