Category: Jokes
If you’re not a problem of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate
If you’re not a problem of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten
I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten.
The proton is not speaking to the other proton, he’s mad atom
The proton is not speaking to the other proton, he’s mad atom.
Chemists are so happy in the lab because they’re in their element
Chemists are so happy in the lab because they’re in their element.
What do solids, liquids, and gases have in common? They all matter. I’d tell you another chemistry joke. Unfortunately, all the good ones argon.
What do solids, liquids, and gases have in common?They all matter.I’d tell you another chemistry joke.Unfortunately, all the good ones argon.
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.